Avoid hangovers-
stay drunk!

(Source: hemsworthss)


27 seconds ago in 28 May 2012 with 2,776 notes
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 2/50 of Tom Hiddleston


1 minute ago in 28 May 2012 with 3,257 notes
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fagoverboard:

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life


3 minutes ago in 28 May 2012 with 13,405 notes
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jeric-kripke:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out. 


3 minutes ago in 28 May 2012 with 55,039 notes
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kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary


4 minutes ago in 28 May 2012 with 31,339 notes
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4 minutes ago in 28 May 2012 with 27,259 notes
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5 minutes ago in 28 May 2012 with 124 notes
(originally y0gurt / via apartment20)

10 hours ago in 27 May 2012 with 69,489 notes
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commanderinqueef:

obesealpaca:

How wet is ham supposed to be?

this is the strangest question I have ever seen in my entire life 


11 hours ago in 27 May 2012 with 1,550 notes
(originally obesealpaca / via tothefridgeandbeyond)
Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you
Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here
Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home
Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous

Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you

Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here

Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home

Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous

(Source: m0rningmrmagpie)


11 hours ago in 27 May 2012 with 130,280 notes
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